Ahmad Saleh

The Birth of Venus (1483-1485) Sandro Botticelli

Mon, 13 May 2013 05:47:00 -0400

The Birth of Venus (1483-1485)

Sandro Botticelli

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Mon, 13 May 2013 05:46:02 -0400

flying-blades: do white girls purposely do this shit? fucken...

Mon, 13 May 2013 05:43:39 -0400

flying-blades:

do white girls purposely do this shit?

fucken white people hahah

is anyone here majoring in econ/accounting at ucsb? if you are please message me!

Sat, 11 May 2013 06:42:00 -0400

is anyone here majoring in econ/accounting at ucsb? if you are please message me!

foreverla: “You showed us that an 18-year-old could play with...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 00:23:29 -0400

foreverla:

“You showed us that an 18-year-old could play with the best.
You showed us that a championship, an exhibition game and a charity event are all must-wins.
You showed us how to play chess while others played checkers.
You showed us how to hit game winner after game winner.
You showed us hat an 81-point game is a real thing.
You showed us that gold still matters.
You showed us how to take an ice bath.
You showed us how to score 30 points in a quarter, twice.
You showed us the Mamba face.
You showed us how to demand perfection and demand it of everyone.
You showed us how to put big-boy pants on.
You showed us that you were never out of it, ever.
You showed us how inspirational a pair of free throws could be.

Now, show us again.

Just do it.

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amcq: Martin Margiela SS96 by Marina Faust

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 03:33:50 -0500

amcq:

Martin Margiela SS96 by Marina Faust

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Wed, 23 Jan 2013 05:08:22 -0500

I got 3.4 GPA for UCR and my high school rank was like 36.

Mon, 21 Jan 2013 04:35:07 -0500

thanks man! how do you like it?

I transferred in with a 2.8 and UCR was the only UC I got into. Although I didn't apply to ucsb. I went ucb, ucla, ucsd, ucd, and UCR. I wasn't planning on attending a UC. That's why I just wasted my apps on the big boy UCs and said "what the hell" plus they all have football teams, my main reason to go to a school. But UCR ended up being the cheaper alternative than SDSU. I don't regret my decision one bit, UCR is actually pretty legit.

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 19:34:50 -0500

oh alright, cool. I think im set for UCR, but I’ve been hearing and reading alot of different things about UCSB and what you need to get in. do you live on campus?

People who have transfered to UCSB or UCR, what gpa did you have to get in?? msg me.

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 05:13:00 -0500

People who have transfered to UCSB or UCR, what gpa did you have to get in?? msg me.

boehner-trollolol: goddessofcheese: brofligate: did-you-kno: ...

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:12:29 -0500

boehner-trollolol:

goddessofcheese:

brofligate:

did-you-kno:

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There is literally nothing better than a sexy, badass lady.

CHING MOTHERFUCKING SHIH

This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try.

She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your fucking head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean. If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your fucking head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean. Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death. Fuck, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at. Ching wasn’t fucking around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t fucking around when you should have been working.

Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.

Ching Shih said fuck that.

She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.

For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.

tldr: I’ve come to terms with the reality that I’ll never be as terrifyingly badass as this woman was.

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oxane: Jasmine by BurlapZack

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 05:40:15 -0500

oxane:

Jasmine by BurlapZack

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erin-omalley: swept

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 04:47:03 -0500

erin-omalley:

swept